Smash glass. Throw paint. Launch your rough week into orbit.
room one / launch floor

THE RAGE ROOM

Strap in, gear up, and cash in your worst week on a pile of doomed electronics, dishware, and assorted breakables. Safety briefed. Soundtrack loud. Three packages built for solo screamers, double-trouble duos, and full-on chaos crews.

what's in the bag

GEAR + GROUND RULES

01

FULL PROTECTIVE KIT

Coveralls, helmet with face shield, gloves, closed-toe footwear required.

02

WEAPONS OF CHOICE

Aluminum bat, sledgehammer, crowbar — pick your tool, swap any time.

03

BREAKABLE STOCKPILE

Bottles, plates, electronics, monitors, printers — restocked between sessions.

04

SOUNDTRACK ON DEMAND

Bring your own playlist. We connect, you crank, the room obliges.

rage packages

PICK YOUR IMPACT

QUICK IMPACT

20 MIN SESSION
$39per person
  • 20 minutes of active smashing
  • Approx. 20–25 breakable items per guest
  • 1 small electronic included per guest
  • Destruction Weapon
  • Full safety gear included
  • Ages 8+ · up to 8 guests (larger parties call for inquiry)
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MOST POPULAR

FULL LAUNCH

35 MIN SESSION
$54per person
  • 35 minutes of active smashing
  • Approx. 40–45 breakable items per guest
  • 2 electronics included per guest
  • Full safety gear included
  • Bluetooth playlist control
  • Ages 8+ · up to 8 guests (larger parties call for inquiry)
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MAXIMUM CHAOS

50 MIN SESSION
$69per person
  • 50 minutes of active smashing
  • Approx. 60–70 breakable items per guest
  • 4–5 electronics included per guest
  • One larger premium breakable per room, inventory permitting
  • Full safety gear included
  • Ages 8+ · up to 8 guests (larger parties call for inquiry)
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BRING YOUR OWN BREAKABLES

20 MIN SESSION
$32per person
  • 20 minutes of active smashing
  • You supply approved breakables
  • We supply the room, safety gear & tools
  • All items inspected & approved beforehand
  • Ages 8+ · up to 8 guests (larger parties call for inquiry)
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ADD-ONS

Glass Booster

Approx. 10–12 small glass items

$10

Breakable Booster

Approx. 15–20 mixed household breakables

$15

Electronic Upgrade

One additional small electronic

$12

Double Electronics

Two additional small electronics

$20

Big Impact Item

Printer, monitor, vacuum or comparable

$25–$35

Windshield Upgrade

One windshield, subject to availability

$40–$50
MISSION CONTROL HERE!

You're about to enter a high-splatter zone! While our paint is non-toxic and washable, you should expect to get paint on your clothes, shoes, and skin. Dress for the mission or ask our crew about purchasing protective cover wear.

READY FOR LIFTOFF?

Pick a room. Pick a time. We'll handle countdown, gear, and impact.

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